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[joke] A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the

Postby aseaofflames » Tue Oct 20, 2009 8:33 pm

A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker



A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his tombstone, "Here lies Strange, an honest man, and a lawyer."

The inscriber insisted that such an inscription would be confusing, for passersby would tend to think that three men were buried under the stone.

However he suggested an alternative: He would inscribe, "Here lies a man who was both honest and a lawyer." That way, whenever anyone walked by the tombstone and read it, they would be certain to remark:

"That's Strange!"



Source: http://www.extremelyfunny.co.uk/index.p ... s&jid=3754
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